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L3roubi:kamira khafiya
Galik hada wa7d rajel howa o la famille dailo radin f tomobil chwia tla9aw lihom chi chefara galo lih 3tina ga3 dakchi li 3andek wala rah radi n9atlo lik chi wa7d man 3a2iltek mohim ma3tahom walo o homa i9otlo lih marto walo ma3tahomch o mal fo9 mayet bada7k nado 9atlo lih waldo watgoul wach jbad chi haja o mazal tayad7ak chwia hadok chaffara tla3 lihom dam galo lih wach nta msati wala malk barkin n9otlo lik f wladek o maratek o nta barek d7ak galihom rah 3raftha kamira khafiya
L3roubi:TU RIGOLE
HADA WA7ED LA3ROUBI MCHA HOWA O SAHBTO LGAWRIYA L7ANOUT O GALLIHA :TU MANGE KELQU'UN. O HIYA TGOUL LIH TU RIGOLE.HOWA YGOL LMOL 7ANOUT 3TIHA 2 TIRIGOL.
L3roubi:qtsalgita
9alk hada wahd l3roubi chra mouteur kan radi fe chanti lkbir houa yhra9 dou lhmar houa y3atlou lpolice dyal tri9 whrab lareda ja men dik tri9 houa ychoufou dak lpolici ja l3andou lpolici galou 3lach lbareh hra9ti dou lhmar w3ayett lik hrabti galou l3roubi kiysahbli radi t9ouli 3tini chi toura
Al Istira7a:somali
Galek hada wahed somali bgha y3ik 3la shibtou f msn houwa ydir f statut dialou(parti manger)
Al Istira7alaystation
Wa7dderrimkelakh bezaf kan mebli be playstation bezzaf matlo babah meskin kteblo 3la 9bar dyalo game over.
L3roubi:3andna menou bezaf
Mirricani o marrocci o talyani tal3ou tayarra. Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa ilouhou na9azz marrocci galih 3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum , marocci 7aydd triikou howa ilouhou na9azz talyani galihh 3alach tihtihh galih 3adna bazaf nihoum, Talyani mala9a maylouhh howa ilouhh marocci galih miricani 3lach le7tih galih 3andna bezaf menhoum
L3roubi:zikova
Galak hada wahd al barkani kan machi f atrik w alga wahd al warka adyal dow w amcha khalasha
L3roubi:brkkani
Galik a sidi hada wa7ed lbarkani chra wa7ed sbardila li katch3al dou b7al hadik li kaylabssou lbrahech.wa7ed nhar twwaskhat lih bra w yssabnha macha habeet le dijencteur bach maydarbouch dou
L3roubi:la3roubia sag3a
Hadi wahd nassraniya li dartha tadirha la3roubya wahd nhar nassraniya chrate kalbe ou hta la3roubiya chrata kalbe nassaraniya smatou sam ou la3roubia smatou hmo lakhra galta alkalbha sam atak oulakhra galte lkalbha hmou fartak mou
L3roubi:Chelh
Hada wahad chal7 tahrak lih 7anout dialou ou houa isifat ibipi 3lihoum ou houma isiftou lih f message titou titou
L3roubi:200DH
Hada 1 l3roubi taht lih 200dh, whowa ymchi devant 1 lpoto wbada kykalab(chercher).ja 3ndo 1 sahbo whowa ygoul lih malak.galo taht liya 200dh lhihe.galo sahbo malk katkalbe(chercher)hanaya.galo l3roubi hite hana kayne adou(la lumiére).
L3roubi:kabilane
Galik hada wahed lmoufetich mcha lmedrasa w dkhel lwahed lkisem wsewelhoum soual , galihoum kabilane ? (qu'a bu l'âne ? ) , nekez wahed laaroubi w galih , lanabilou (l'âne a bu l'eau ).
L3roubi:akbar sadma
Hada wahed la3robbi radi fo9 hmarr w radi m3ah kelb dyalo heyta hadik a lalla lahmar masskin 3ya wdak l3arobbi wallo marahmch b9a barek 3lih ble3ssa meskin .. wahed lew9itta lahmar mab9ach sabber la3sas houa yahdar m3a la3roubi galiha '"wayli a bssahbi wa 3aya9ti 3lina bla3sa whoua yatakhgla3 la3rouba houa yahrab badda kayjari 3chiya kamla masada9ch ....heya hadik wahed law9ita w9af sakhfan meskin men jrar houa yal9a lkalb tab3o dar 3and lkalb houa ygoulih lkalb wellahila khla3nna ..whoua ymout la3robbi be crize.
L3roubi:bebito
wa7ed le3roubi mcha yessafer fe train et gless 9dam wa7ed françawiya kan 3andha wa7ed lkelb smitou: bebito, kanet ri7a diyal t9achrou khanza, fach n3ess lfrançawiya khdat sebato et la7toulou men charjem, fach nad mal9ahch, et houwa y3i9 biha, sa3a l9aha na3ssa, et houwa yakhoud lkelb diyalha et la7ou mne charja, fach nadet 9aletlo: "ou est bebito???". et houwa y9olha: mcha yjib sbebito...
L3roubi:barkania
Hadi wahad albarkania ddat waldha lattbib htahoua barkani dakhal alwald o dwazlou o khrj 3and lmra o galha albaraka frasek alwald twfa o hwa alwald inoud gal lamou "ami ataikdb 3lik" o hia tgoulou "skot anta kata3raf hsen mn attbib?"
L3roubi:fanta
Hada wahed l3roubi mcha lkahwa m3a khatebtou galiha chnou briti gatlih fanta bourtoukal gatlih wnta galih hta ana fatna bent boukal.....wa dehkouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
L3roubi:dima 3roubi
3andk hada wahd l3roubi bra ychri tlfasa ja mn l3roubia 3and mol lhanout gal lih bchhal had tv gal lih sir a rah makanbi3ch l3roubyin!!mcha lbs lcomplet o rja3 galih bchhal tv?jawbo sir rah makanbi3ch l3robyin!!l3robi jab www akhir model o wakafha hda lhanout bach maybanch 3roubi galih bi3 lia tv galih makanbi3ch l3roubiyin o howa ychdo o tlbo gal lih bach 3raftini 3roubi?jawbo;hadik machi tv hadak rah fran
L3roubi:11465
Hada wa7ad l3roubi tla3 lmdina mcha bautique electromecanique mohim banat lih tlfasa 3ajbato swalle la respanssable 9al liha bch7al kadir had tlfasa 9altlo makantlamche m3a l3robiyine mcha ba3 lblad ohowa wskone flmdina rja3 3and larespanssable 9aliha bch7al had tlfasa 9alatlo nafse lhadra mchal3robi l'etranger omni ja rja3 3andha 9aliha nafs soal 9alatlo nafs ljawab bda kharaje ohowa yrja3 3andra 9al liha kifach 3raftini 3robi 9alat lo hadak "mecro-and" machi tlfasa
L3roubi:l magana
Galak hada wahad la3robi ja l casa o mcha 7da l3amala o b9a kichof falmagana howa iji 3ando wahad lcazawi msati howa ygol lih :tachri hadik lmagana . howa ijawbo la3robi o bachal ? galih 700dh .galih wakha 3tah lafloss howa ygol lih tsana njib salom o njbadha lak.b9a la3robi kaytsana . safi la3robi targa3 howa yamchi. dazt liyam howa yji 3awtani la3robi o b9a ychof falmagana howa yji 3ando wahad khor howa ygolih tachri hadik lmagana . galih wakha walakin bchart( ana li ghadi njib salooooooooooooooommmm
L3roubi:7ot
Wa7ed l3robi bch 3and moul 7anout, galih dir wahed L khobza o dir fiha pata ta3 serdin, sewlou moul 7anout galih bi m aticha ola zit howa yegoulih l3roubi a 7otah
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L3roubi:mahlaba
Galk hada wahd l3roubi dima kay mchi lmahlaba kay tlab kass dl hlib w krwassa.wa kay der krwassa f lhlib w dak krwasssa kat charbo.diiiima wahd nhar mcha galo jib chi krwassa w kass dl hlib w chi kas l had krwassa
L3roubi:2 3robiyat
Hado 2 3robiyat rakbo f wahed l car 2 étages wahda rakbat lfo9 o wahda lta7t bdaw ghadin o hadik li lfo9 sewlat sahebtha li lta7t 9alt liha fin wsalto 9alt liha li lta7t 9arabna nwaslo o 9alt liha o nti 9alt liha li lfo9 ba9i ga3 markab chifor !!!!
L3roubi:Casawa o L3roubi
Hada wa7ed l3roubi ja lcasa ou Casawa koullhoum kay kmiw Marlboro. Howwa kaye3raf ghir lgarrou CASA. Iwa 3ejbatou dik ll3iba ssafra fiha. Sewwel galou lih hadak smou Lfiltre. Ma msha ghir 3and wa7ed lbidawi vraaaaaaaaaai ou gallih: L3roubi: 3tini shi Casa bel filtre (Marlboro za3ma) Lbidawi: Heeeeey a wlidi koun Casa 3andha el filtre ga3ma ydekhlou liha granek !
L3roubi:vitamin:c
Ntouma 3arfin barkan ma33roufa b limoune !hada wahad lbarkani mcha lbhare dkhal i33oume o howa ibda ikachkach ..vitamin .c
L3roubi:khels joj hmir
Hada wahd bgha imchi lso9 howa ohmaro daz 3lihoum lcar w9fo gal lmoul lkar bchehal tdina ana ohmari galih nta 5 drahm olhamar 50 ryal ohwa ma3ndo ghir 5 dh galih hak khels joj hmir
L3roubi:lbarkani bgha yechri hchich
Wahed lbarkani kane ghadi yechri 10dh hchich ,banet li stafet dayza houwa ylouh 10dh
L3roubi:mouujaaaaaa
C un a3roubi mcha lstade galou lih an dirou l mouja houwa i ssad mankharou
L3roubi:jilali mol Bomba
Hada wahd smito Gilali.Dar wahd lbomba dial l'essence.wsmaha GMB.Wjawlih shab lbanqua galo lih hada rah logo dialna ach nahia GMB 3ndek nta.Galihom Gilali Mol Bomba.. Whoma ygololih bdlha wla dkhl l'habs.Wrj3o 3ndo mn be3d 15 youm. wlkawh dayr : GMBMB. galolih chnahia galihom :Gilali Mol Bomba Machi MOl Banqua...
L3roubi:brakna
Hada wahede lbekani lka guarou taihe hazou ou hate blasstou darhame
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L3roubi:3roubi fl restaurante
Kalik hada ouahed maghrebi 3roubi msha lemdina o dkhoul l restaurant bash itghedda. hadak restaurante fiha ghir nas labas alihoum, ewa kalik gless o tleb ouahed djaja o zitoun. mnin jabou lih djaja o zitoun shaf nas kamlin kai iaklou bel forshet o mous haz fershita bash ihaz biha zitouna o hia teflet lih , aoued bgha ishedha o hia tahreb men tabla ewa bka kai ihaouel ishedha bel forshit o walou. houa iji ouahed rajel o shedha beshouia , kalih hakdak kif ouahed kai ihez zitouna, kalih l3rouba haaa hta 3iat ziouna 3ad sheditiha!
L3roubi:simka
Galke wahd chra simka(r5) gale ollah tanmchi biha l tanja bka gadi gadi o hoa ywslle jihte wad zmme o hoa ych3le radio o hoa ysm3:ida3ate tanja tora7ibo bikome o hoa ygolechakhe nari 3l7dide is7abe raso wsle l tanja

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